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Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 03-Dec-2005 20:51:09

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb
is
BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before
they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to
find
the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if, by some miracle, they actually found the
light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged across two rooms
over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME
SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE RUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A
WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THIS HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN
THIS....

I'm sorry... what did you ask me?

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 04-Dec-2005 16:38:37

lol.

Post 3 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Tuesday, 06-Dec-2005 12:43:18

hahahhahahahhahahahahaha!!!